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True story time! Alpha internet dated and went out with a girl 4-5 times. Upon picking her up for a date, he used her bathroom. What he found was a disgusting smell as well as a pickle poo! DEAL BREAKER! Is he shallow? Maybe — he realizes everybody drops a deuce, but he was turned off. In this video men’s style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarinoPete & Pedro , and Ollie is going over how to poop around your girl without letting her know.

Crapping on the Sly

  1. Background noise? Time with a courtesy flush or yell loud to cover the sound
  2. Skid marks in the toilet? Pre-poop prep is necessary with toilet paper in the bottom of the bowl
  3. That smell!? Use DEUCE by Pete & Pedro is a game-changer! Three squirts of these amazing oils before pooping will cover the smell. The amazing oil traps everything down below so the odor can’t escape. The stuff works incredibly well– it’s a must-have for everyone who craps! Keep one in multiple bathrooms, and it’s travel size so you can take it when you’re on-the-go too. If you use DEUCE, no one knows your crap stinks!
  4. Get clean! Use wet wipes. Hide with your DEUCE in an cool box on the back of your toilet