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BY Debbie Probst December 7, 2016


Your Jeans TOO Tight? | 6 Signs You Look Like a Sausage In Your Skinny Jeans

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Jeans need to fit like a glove. But if the jeans don’t fit, you need to quit wearing those tight-ass things! In this video men’s style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, and Pete & Pedro discusses the difference between denim perfection and looking like a pork chop.

With all the different cuts of jeans, you only need to concern yourself with straight, slim, and skinny. The straight are the largest, and skinny is the slimmest. So, the slim is a hybrid between the straight and skinny. When you try on the jeans, do the new jeans squat to break the fibers.

Are Your Jeans Too Tight?

  1. Seeing penis detail
  2. Do you look like a chick?
  3. If you can’t go 90 degrees comfortably
  4. You need a spot to take them off
  5. The Friend Test
  6. Pants that won’t stay up on your butt, even with a belt


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