Alpha was sitting at Starbuck’s the other morning, doing some work. Generally he’s the only one in there working. On this one particular morning, a  gentleman arrives wearing flip flops in the middle of cold weather. Then Alpha noticed that his toenails were a *bit* too long.

Well, Alpha gets up to get a refill for his coffee and waits behind the long toenailed, flip flop wearing gentleman. And what fashion mistake did Aaron Marino of alpha m. spot?! Check it out! Are you kidding me!? How does this dude not notice!? As if the quarter crack weren’t bad enough, half of his butt was showing by the time he got around to the bar to fix his coffee. Moral to the story: if you are going to go commando, wear a belt and / or pants that fit.